I'm don't know who wrote this but I read it on a friend's journal and thought it'd be fun to share :D Equality for the win! :heart:
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1. Being Gay Is Not Natural
And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...
2. Gay Marriage Will Encourage People To Be Gay
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Open The Door To All Kinds Of
Crazy Behavior
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.